Shiny shiny bad
times behind me, shiny shiny
sha na na na

Only fools rush in
only time will tell if we
stand the test of time

More than a feeling
when I hear that old song, and
I begin dreaming

'Cause I'm as free as
a bird now, and this bird you
cannot change, oh oh...

If you start me up
I'll never stop never stop
make a grown man cry

She's bulletproof, keeps
her motor clean, believe me
she's number thirteen

Woke up this morning
glass in hand, whose wine, what wine
where the hell'd I dine

Flapping my arms I
began to cluck, look at me
I'm the Disco Duck

I...am...Iron...Man...
is he 'live or dead...has he
thoughts within his head

Guest haiku from Lisa:

Dashing through the snow
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way

S-a-t-u-r
d-a-y night, s-a-t
u-r-d-a-y

Packed my bags last night
pre-flight, zero hour 9 a.m.
high as a kite then

Well I read some books
and I read some magazines
down in New Orleans

Guarantee-hee-hee
hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee
heed to satisfyyy

Dropped out of school at
twenty-two, what can I do
I'm a hooligan

She changed into her
silk, I stood there drinking milk
jimmy jimmy

Sugar, aww honey
honey, you are my candy
girl, and you've got me

Confusion will be
my epitaph, as I crawl
th' cracked broken path

Came the last night of
sadness, and it was clear that
she couldn't go on

Newsman sang his song
one more radar lover gone
sure I've had enough

Time passes, always
The danger I won't pull through
To think this thing through

As the masters rot
On walls, and the angels eat
Their grapes, planet apes

Rubbing sticks and stones
Together makes sparks ignite,
Afternoon delight

Ohhh no, here it comes
Again, can't remember when
We came close to love

Torn between two lovers
Fool, loving both of them is
Breaking all the rules

Diamond in the back
Sunroof top, digging the scene
With a gangster lean

Something's wrong, you're not
Naive. Hey girl, move closer
Hush hush, eye to eye

Fifteen beers ago
I was sitting at a show
Money is all gone

When you're hot, you're hot
You really do shoot your shot
You're dynamite now

Dig some cruel and
Unusual punishment
Ah, let's get fucked up

Tooby ooby wa
La nooby abba nabba
Early singin' song